RKS was founded in 1974 on three principles: Neverending pursuit of non-virgins, creative killing and tasty BBQ. And since 1974, we have done just that. RKS ranks #3 in total corporate kills since 1978 with 783 kills, not including fat people. That is only 47 behind Halliburton and 297 behind the people who make those Hungry Man microwave meals.
RKS features a dedicated killing research lab that maintains a staff solely tasked with inventing new killing methods. Revelation pioneered the "broken bong through the throat" technique that has become an industry standard.
Nobody has recorded faster casing to kill times than RKS. Often our kills are completed within two days when the industry standard remains 5. Revelation also specializes in mass murders and holds the record with 48 simultaneous party kills from the "Huguley Bar Mitzvah Massacre of 2007".
IN THE NEWS
Revelation has begun a viral campaign to enlist new recruits to become the next generation of murderers for RKS. We offer competitive salary, health care and unlimited resurrections while you are under contract with RKS. Go to the CONTACT page and fill out a form to apply!
TOWN MOURNS LOCAL CHEERLEADER
RKS was well represented in the Wednesday obituaries, including a certified Gold Star victim, Sally Sitwell. She was the head cheerleader at JSP High School. She was the seventh head cheerleader to perish at the hands of RKS this quarter. RKS congratulates Sasha Black on her new position as head cheerleader and look forwrad to meeting her!
RIVAL ON KRGR TV THIS FRIDAY
Rival takes his detailed knowledge to the Good Morning Show on KRGR this Friday at 7 AM. Rival will take viewer email, show the hosts Deb and Pat how to cut the power to any house in three easy steps and take out a pot smoking PA! Definitely tune in this Friday!
REVELATION TO LAUNCH RKS CARTOON
Revelation has a long history of R-Rated feature films to promote their killers. Well now RKS has announced a venture to bring their exploits to a children's animated show. "We hope to have a good wholeshow show to show the merits of things like sharing, while expanding our brand of horrific killers to a new generation." RKS CEO Compound Fracture stated in the Press release. "Are you serious?" said local mother Carolyn Jones. We assume she meant it with positive shock and not negative.
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