It was the summer of 1974...
It was nearly a decade after the summer of love. The country was embroiled in one of the biggest political scandals ever. And not enough hippies were dying.
A lot of people were content to sit around and let hippies be hippies. Even with their long hair, crappy music and promiscuous sexuality. They would hitchhike across the country, getting high at every stop. It seemed like they would just keep multiplying, not working and keep supporting the crappy music industry. That is, until they ran across one industrious young man and his supportive family.
When several young hippies came through his small town blaring the Grateful Dead, he didn't just sit back like other did and make fun of them behind their backs. No. He looked at them and thought... "I bet they would make for some great beef jerky." So he donned a mask made of baked hippie flesh, pulled out a few weapons and went to town. Not only did he feed his family foe weeks, but he also avoided prosecution from the law for reasons still unclear. People were just glad that the hippes weren't there any more.
That young man soon became known to the world as "Human-flesh Face." And hippies kept stopping in his town over and over again because they were too high to know any better. And Human-flesh Face kept making Hippie Tacos for his family. Human-flesh Face eventually incorporated as "I Hate and Ate Hippes, LLC". In the mid-80's, that company would be rebranded "Revelation Killing Solutions."
As Human-flesh Face eventually killed off the hippie movement, quite literally, we thought that the need for killing juvenile deliquents would subside. But with the birth of the 80's, saw the rise of obnoxiously short shorts on young men. And we knew that our jobs weren't done. Along with the rise of heavy metal music, cocaine and Kevin Bacon, our volume of killers and kills rose and profits went through the roof.
Today, RKS employs over 3 dozen highly trained Serial Killers in six departments including Legacy Killings, Paranormal Spirits & Creepy Kids and Torture Porn Stars. Revelation is active in the community and continues to innovate and be a leader in the killing field.
MASKED SERIAL KILLERS AND CUSTOM BBQ... UNRELATED CONCEPTS... WE PROMISE
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