RKS KILLER STAFF - Legacy Killings Division
Get to know some of Revelation's professional and talented employees.
Since 1980, no killer has recorded more kills than Hackley. From his time in the woods to his adventures in space, Hackley has been a force to be reckoned with. He also enjoys baking and tapestries in his spare time.
Cruel and creative. Stocky and smart. Cool and fun. He's everything you could want in a serial killer. A welcome transition from the traditional, lumbering serial killers of the past that wear aprons and carry axes.
Rancid has proven to be one of Revelation's most creative killers. Rancid has revolutionized the art of the improvised kill using anything from a Spatula to Taco Seasonnig to achieve his goal. In his short three years with the company, Rancid has become a fan favorite and his merchanside sales have exceeded that of legends like Eyesore and Carnivore.
El Matador is one of RKS' longest tenured employees and has registered 3.75 kills in his employment. Recently El Matador has retired from the field to take up a position as a Junior Manager in charge of Legacy Kills.
Hyde is the personification of power. An unstoppable force that has wreaked havoc upon the people of this good city for decades. Often choosing to forsake a weapon in favor of his bare hands, Hyde is quickly climbing up the all time kills list. Hyde's escape percentage is the lowest in the company. He instills fear into all who cross his path. But he also has his bad side.
Our newest killer, Plague has come on to the scene strong. Plague has logged numerous horrific and graphic maulings of citizens (including taking out the entirety of the 15th Street Nunnery). Despite the fact that Plague still has rated low on the Fear Factor doesn't concern us and we are proud to have Plague join the ranks of our elite killers.
In his six years at RKS, Asparagus is still searching for his first kill. But it isn't for a lack of trying. Aparagus came to work at RKS through a "Special Outreach" program that was discontinued shortly after. Asparagus has received exceptionally high marks for courteousness from his targets in customer surveys.
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