Weeding Out Undesirables
You know that guy who drives to the front of the line everybody is waiting in and tries to cut?
You know that Cheerleader who spends her life trying to torment those she perceives to be lesser people than her?
You know that mean old lady who lives down the street?
You know that drug dealer or pimp who is killing our young people?
You know that creepy, benign homeless dude?
Well, after RKS is through... you won't have to!
Ever Vigilant and Prepared Citizenry
The most powerful thing a community can have is preparedness. More than properity. More than education. More than an IKEA. It is preparedness.
And what communjity is more prepared than one that has to deal with masked killers on a weekly basis who seemingly never stay dead? Terrorist? Pfft. I've dealth with Hackley. Recession? Ha! Rancid is WAY scarier than economic woes!
Huge Profits for Undertakers & Human Taxidermy
Most of the time, people have looked down at undertakers and human taxidermists. They call them parasites, preying upon the misfortune of others. In order to prove that they aren't monsters, they cut their margins and live paycheck to paycheck.
So we make up for it with volume.
Just doing our little part ot make our community a better one!
Revelation Killing Solutions isn't just killing for profit, it is also an important function of the community. Here's how RKS affects you and your neighbors.
MASKED SERIAL KILLERS AND CUSTOM BBQ... UNRELATED CONCEPTS... WE PROMISE
This is just the official website for the movie, Fun with Hackley: Axe Murderer and you are exploring Hackley's company. We are not endorsing or actually killing anybody. Don't get your panties in a wad.
But if you do, we offer a panty unwadding service.