Charles Nelson Reilly
Skipper & Laura Warson
Laura and Skipper were always about their friends. So much so that when Hackley invaded a party they were attending, they selflessly fought him off using curtain rods and obscene amounts of wasabi.
Selfless acts of heroism usually put people off limits to RKS Slashers. But then they put on their sunglasses at night. And they were most certainly not Corey Hart.
And then Hackley made quick work of them after that.
Charles had a hard decision to make. His underpaid and underperforming employee was a burden on his business. He agonized for days over the decision whether to take a hit to retain the employee or cut ties and stay in the black.
Charles let go his employee with a heavy heart.
That night, Hyde crushed his heavey heart with his bare hands. That'll teach you to do right by your business.
Clarence was an unfortunate victim of the old RKS rule that African Americans be the first killed when a spree begins.
Some people are just too attractive to live.
Super Hot DJ Chick
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